Every now and again in life, I get bored.  And when I get bored I think to myself, "Self, what can you do to shake things up?" and then I usually say "You know what you can do self? You can go on a bender and then hit the free clinic" but oh no, not this time kids.  Nope this time i'm hopping on board the crazy train but this time, i'm taking you all with me!

That's right.  I'm signing up for online dating using Match.com (That Christian Singles site wouldn't have me) and I'm going to chronicle the entire experience.  Now, I have a profile thats probably over a year old, so for simple humor i'm going to leave it for now until the winner of the 'You create my online dating Profile' is announced. 

I also have a few pictures up - all of which have been either a Facebook Profile Pic or a Twitter Avi.  I will update you guys every day and when I receive an email from a guy I will print it here and then have my good friend Danny the Douche dissect how big or not big of a douche this guy is. 

If I end up going on a date with any of these guys, I will also chronicle that with as many details as possible.

What do I hope to gain from this?  I have no fucking clue.  But if i'm going to suffer through this, i'm sure as shit bringing you all along for the ride!


Nixster