Its inevitable...
You're at home. Minding your own business watching a rerun of Seinfeld or Friends - Hell maybe even Sports Center. The next thing you know the commercials start, you're minding your own business and then......
I mean REALLY!? SERIOUSLY!?! Ok ASPCA, i get it. I do, I want to help all the puppies, dogs and kittens (not cats, i hate cats - they're cunts) but guess what? I can't. Even if I send you money what's it gonna do? Huh? Where are all these cute adorable fluffy things gonna live? In cages?
I just can't take it anymore. i can't. Not because I don't care but because watching this commercial makes me want to cash in my paltry 401k and adopt every single animal and I just can't. So Sarah, please - stop.
Oh and ASPCA - I see what you did with this new commercial with Billy Joel music.
Fuck. now I gotta go donate money. Sorry african children and kids with cancer. Puppies are cuter.


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