Its inevitable...

You're at home.  Minding your own business watching a rerun of Seinfeld or Friends - Hell maybe even Sports Center.  The next thing you know the commercials start, you're minding your own business and then......







I mean REALLY!? SERIOUSLY!?! Ok ASPCA, i get it. I do, I want to help all the puppies, dogs and kittens (not cats, i hate cats - they're cunts) but guess what? I can't. Even if I send you money what's it gonna do? Huh? Where are all these cute adorable fluffy things gonna live? In cages?

I just can't take it anymore.  i can't.  Not because I don't care but because watching this commercial makes me want to cash in my paltry 401k and adopt every single animal and I just can't.  So Sarah, please - stop.

Oh and ASPCA - I see what you did with this new commercial with Billy Joel music.  




 



Fuck. now I gotta go donate money.  Sorry african children and kids with cancer. Puppies are cuter. 


 

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