This week has been a whirlwind.  And frankly, this weekend is shaping up to be just as Redonkulous.

Yes, I said Redonkulous, get over it.

I'm hosting a Comedy Death Match this weekend.  What is that?  Think of it like the epic battle rap scene in 8 Mile.....

Only with more White people than Black people (Hey, its the truth, I just speak it) and way less ability of Comics to actually spit something worthwhile.  Why? Because i'm making them use material.  There's $100 at stake, I have to give the bar SOMETHING to enjoy besides making fun of all the shitty comics who will enter.


Then this Sunday is the SUPER BOWL and I still don't even know who I'm going to root for.  On the one hand I just keep dreaming of my STEED of a boyfriend, Big Ben Roethlisberger.......

.....carrying his (and my AFC team of choice) Pittsburgh Steelers to another Victory for his 3rd Super Bowl ring, and the Franchise's 7th Super Bowl Win but then I have to take pause.  Why?

I mean COME ON!  This Sunday is like asking me to choose between my Parents if they got a divorce, or my two Siblings if they each needed a kidney and I could only pick one, or like having to decide between Johnny Walker Blue  and MaCallen 25  ......its just not fair!!!

My Team will be a GTD (Game Time Decision) but its not a choice I know i'll be 100% confident with.  I mean for crying out loud, the last time I waffled this much on a choice I was in a Planned Parenthood  waiting room!  But I know, just like last time, I'll make the right decision. Or at least the one that will cause me the least amount of grief & money in the long run.

Speaking of out of line comments; I have been making many on Twitter lately.  Why? Because I'm feeling extra saucy.  Today I had two that actually made a fellow comic, @THElogic  laugh and considering the only time women make him laugh is when they ask to spend the night and/or for cab fare, I felt very accomplished. 

If you know anything about Twitter you know they do this thing called "Trending Topics" where all the interwebs are abuzz with some topic.  So this Morning I noticed a TT (that's the short way of saying trending topic fyi) that said 'Rise and Grind' so I tweeted the following:

I don't know what this Rise & Grind trending topic is but if I had my way he'd be Rising & i'd be Grinding!

Then as the day went on, I realized I'd lost some followers.  Why? I don't know, so I then Tweeted the following:


I lose followers quicker than an AIDS patient loses T-cells

I told you, i'm witty.  And offensive.  But either way if you've read this site than you know that.


Well kids, that's all I got for you this AM.  Did I just promote myself in a blog post on my site? You bet your sweet ass, but that's how I roll.  You know how else I roll?  I tell you to check out the following sites i'm about to link you here:

TheSodaJerks.net

HammerFisted.com

The Nonpopulist.com

TheGallyBlog.com

ColinKane.com

JamieKaler.com

And finally - do yourself a favor.  Go to this website:  NakedFanMail.com

Why? Because one I'll have a website that cool.  Until then, you're stuck with this shit.  As always, hit me up on Twitter, Facebook or Email! 

Original Nixster