And I don't mean Gay as in Man on Man action - i mean Gay in the way Phil from the Hangover says "Leave me a voicemail, or don't but whatever you do don't text me its gay"


Exhibit A:




Actually I have 2 other examples but I don't think i really need them.  I mean ladies, seriously - What on earth is wrong with you?!  I don't get this obsession that women, who generally have no business being at the game to begin with and are just trying to earn bonus points with their man or keep tabs on him (which is just sad, given i explain here on how to keep your man happy).  Going to the games does not require 2 hours of preparation, a pair of heels or trying to color coordinate your ensemble. 

Going to a game is for the fact that you WANT TO BE THERE!  For every Louis Vutton toting, high heel strutting, pink jersey wearing cunt women I see at a game, there's a girl or guy outside desperate for a seat to see their favorite team lay a smackdown on an opponent.  And now, the NFL has licensed and allowed the god awfulness that is Victoria's Secret to put panties & bejeweled hot messes up for sale and now i'm going to be staring at some bedazzled hot messes in my beer & brats line!  And I am not looking forward to it.

Listen, i'm all for women going to games.  There's nothing more in this world that I enjoy then sitting at a football game with my girls after  great tailgate and yelling about how Eli needed to watch his right side, or how my defensive back looks like he's huffing wind while my secondary unit has somehow forgotten their playbook - but i'll be wearing a REAL Jersey while i do it.  I know Men's jersey's aren't the most flattering on women but you can get them in a medium and tuck it in or do like i do and shop in the Youth section at the store.  A Youth Large or Medium can usually do the trick and then at least you have the team colors.

I'm really over this fad, and the fact that it has spread to Baseball is bad enough.  But if I see so much as one pink NHL jersey i'm going to check her into the nearest wall and take my 5:00 major with pride.